someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)


I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage


(via son-of-an-assbutt)